i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
wow i’m so picky for an ugly person
"you want some of my trail mix?" you mean do i want some m&ms with obstacles.
look it’s fine if ur not religious omg it’s 100% ok but once u start telling people that their prayers are worthless, that God isn’t listening, that He is imaginary, that Jesus didn’t exist, that their religious texts are garbage, etc. then you’re a piece of shit shut up
200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am
(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen
legend has it theres life outside the internet
My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family
They seem like nice people