cloudy-dreamers:

This generation of girls are angry because they’re either too young for David Beckham or too old for his sons

215,273 notes
cloudy-dreamers infamousgod

wigglyweak:

who needs friends when you have fast wifi

92,180 notes
wigglyweak confirmance

6ood:

If you get me Chipotle You will get Chipotlaid

35,181 notes
6ood confirmance

vicradlehead:

this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

12,998,561 notes
inthemidstofmonsters confirmance

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

378,506 notes
officialunitedstates confirmance

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

378,131 notes
meladoodle confirmance

canadianslut:

tumblr is the saddest on the weekends because we see who has a life and who doesn’t

140,525 notes
canadianslut refreshes

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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154,931 notes
dulect refreshes

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

149,591 notes
cknd rain-force

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

346,453 notes
enraptored rain-force

zayny:

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

good thing i’m both

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1,141,934 notes
brotherblaze disorder

beyoncevevo:

i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont 

202,903 notes
beyoncevevo confirmance

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

585,730 notes
slussy infamousgod

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

184,002 notes
iswearimnotnaked ashlisatan