This generation of girls are angry because they’re either too young for David Beckham or too old for his sons

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cloudy-dreamers infamousgod


who needs friends when you have fast wifi

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wigglyweak confirmance


If you get me Chipotle You will get Chipotlaid

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6ood confirmance


this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

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inthemidstofmonsters confirmance


"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

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officialunitedstates confirmance


nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

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meladoodle confirmance


tumblr is the saddest on the weekends because we see who has a life and who doesn’t

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canadianslut refreshes


could you please fill out this quick survey for me?


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dulect refreshes


I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

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cknd rain-force

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

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enraptored rain-force



there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

good thing i’m both


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brotherblaze disorder


i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont 

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beyoncevevo confirmance


Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

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slussy infamousgod


im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

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iswearimnotnaked ashlisatan